Let's Go to Madison to Stare at Dustin through One of His Windows
A completely normal Saturday activity among friends
Why Are We Doing This?
Because we're friends. And that's what friends do.
We're going to travel to Madison, Wisconsin. We're going to spend a Saturday creepily staring at Dustin through one of his windows. No words will be exchanged.
It's a completely normal bonding activity that strengthens our friendship in ways that normal social interactions simply cannot.
Friendship
True friendship is about being there for each other, even when they don't know you're there. Especially when they don't know you're there.
Windows
Windows are the eyes to the soul of a home. And we'll be staring directly into Dustin's soul. From outside. Without his knowledge or consent.
Madison
Madison, Wisconsin: A beautiful city with lakes, culture, and one very specific window that we'll be staring through. The perfect destination.
The Master Plan
A carefully crafted strategy for the perfect window-staring experience
Gather the Friends
Assemble a group of friends who understand the importance of silently staring at Dustin.
Travel to Madison
Make the journey to Madison, Wisconsin. Carpooling is encouraged for environmental reasons.
Choose a Saturday
Any Saturday will do, but preferably one when Dustin is home and unsuspecting.
Find the Window
Locate the optimal window for staring. Corner windows offer the best viewing angles.
Stare Silently
Maintain unwavering eye contact through the window. Remember: no words, only stares.
Visual Inspiration
A glimpse into what our adventure might look like
The perfect viewing angle
Dustin's potential window
What we might see
The staring squad
Essential equipment
Beautiful Madison
"Sometimes the best way to show someone you care is to silently observe them from a distance."
- Definitely Not A Stalker
Join the Staring Squad
Want to participate in our Madison window-watching expedition? Get in touch!
Get In Touch
Staring Headquarters
Somewhere near Madison, Wisconsin
stare@dustin-window.com
Meeting Point
Outside Dustin's window (location TBD)
Important Reminder:
This is a completely normal friendship activity. We are not stalkers. We are just friends who enjoy silently observing other friends through windows.